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Alley Boy – Cops on the Block

Running from the cops and getting away is one of the most exhilarating things you’ll ever do. On that note, if you do run from the cops you can run directly away from me. I’ll be the Smallpox and you can be the Native American, just DIP SET!!! This song hits harder than Peace Metta’s elbow to Harden’s cranium and makes you gig harder than a fucking epileptic. I hope you enjoy this like a fan of sushi at Sea World.

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Schoolboy Q ft. A$AP Rocky- Hands on the Wheel

These are two guys I would smoke crack rock to kick it with. I despise the word “swagger” but these guys have it in surplus like the US under my main honkey Clinton. My favorite part about Schoolboy Q is when he was asked what he liked best about blowing up. His answer? That his drug clientele is blowing the fuck up.

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Mack 10- Connected for Life

You don’t have to be connected to a gang. Or to the mob. You don’t even have to be connected to people. Shit, the things I’m connected to usually involve plastic baggies, cheap cigars, and come in 40oz bottles. Well I am connected to strippers, but who really considers them people…?

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OverDoz- Pasadena

I’m a big fan of Overdoz, primarily because they remind me of what i would be like if i was black and musically talented. And if you get someone who is too potted to know that the fucking song is called Pasadena, you can fool them into thinking that when they talk about the City of Roses they’re actually talking about Portland. Fucking idiots.

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Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire – Huzzah

Have you ever spent any time in a crack house in the projects of NY? If you haven’t then you’re missing out on how to stretch $6.37 further then you ever thought possible. Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire lets you know how he and his goons really get down. And let me tell you, there ain’t shit better than pouring some a dat 40 water all over a cottage cheese azz.

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Sheila D ft. Fat Trel- We On

Now I’m not a fan of girls trying to be “hard” unless they do it with flower petals covering their nipples or having sex with football players with a nightvision camcorder. But Sheila D comes through, with help from the acquitted murderer from DC: Fat Trel. She seems like not only a bitch you could kick it with, but one that might have the ovaries to actually cop a check here and there. This song really just reminds me of when it was acceptable to take ecstasy from mexicans you hadn’t met and live extremely beyond your means. God I miss those days….

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